Dane Cook Head
You always want head. We love it. We always have to
watch, right.
Right. And if you've got a lot of hair we f..cking turn
into Vidal Sasoon
all of a sudden. We got like scrunchies, banana clips
comin out of nowhere.
Hairspray *SSS* Good. Good. Front row seats. I like
that with the lips.
The thing you're doing with the lips is good.
You know what's so weird. Why does this happen?
This is a weird thing. Phenomanon. Right, sometimes
guys,
you're having sex, right. And everything's going great.
Everything's you know-. Right.
All of a sudden you hear like a voice comes into our...
our brains.
Starts telling us to say shit like... Yeah say that!
Say that!
That's perfect! Say that right now. Right, and you're
like Yeah.
I'll f..cking say that. You just grab her hair and you
whisper...eghhh.
You don't even think about it. Just say it ya f..cking
say say things.
You hear what I say? You like that huh? Right, you say-
but sometimes
you say some shit and you think of it like two hours
later and you're
like "What the f..ck was I talking about?!" And you get
like embarrased.
I was with a girl recently, right. I was totally just
in the zone.
Out of nowhere I was like...
"Uh yea my dick feels like corn!"
Sounded good at the time!
She didn't even miss a beat she was like
"Give me the butter baby give me the butter!"
*punch*
Come on Orville Redenbacher... pop that pussy.
*punch*
We should just have an orgy right here right now.
Let's just turn off the f..cking lights and everybody
just feel around!
Let's turn off the lights and play a game called uh
"Who's in my Mouth?"
What did you say? Careful? What are you like my
lifeguard?
Careful... careful Dane! What are you spotting my
jokes?
Careful, careful...
