Album Name : Harmful If Swallowed
Release Date : 2003-07-22
Song Duration : 1:44
Dane Cook Fuk And The Finga
I've been swearing a lot lately.
Ever go through those modes where you just can't help but swear
All the time? F..ck is like the best word ever. It really is.
It's perfect. It's just FUCK.
I's cuz it's got the ffff and the uh and the CA!... Fu-ca!
When somebody finally says Hey F..ck you!, there's nothing better.
I just look at them and I go yeah. Yeah that's right f..ck me.
Good use of f..ck right there.
You really gotta emphasize the fff too, right.
Say f..ck, FUCK. You can't- you gotta hit the F. You can't go f -UCK.
Doesn't have the same who-uh-kuk. Can't just hit the K. UCK. No.
This guy, now we got in this little beef, we got in this little fight, right.
And he yelled f..ck you. And there's nothing about- once somebody
Hits you with f..ck you. That's it. There's nothing better.
There's nothing about- you can't come back with... Oh? F..ck me?
Yeah uh Gaylord! No, doesn't have the same-.
The he gave me the finger, this dude gave me the finger.
He gave me the best finger I've ever seen.
You know, sometimes people give you the finger and it's sucks.
They're like
*fart*
Trick or treat! And you just laugh cuz they don't- no form or anything.
It's just this stump, this little pig... pig hoof. Wee.
Yeah that's a good one. This dude he f..ckin was like *BOOM*
He f..cking- it was huge! He had like 8 knuckles man.
It was like a rocket, it went *SHOOO*
It exploded in the sky and a thousand tiny fingers rained down on me.
