Don't Tickle Me! Lyrics

Dane Cook Don't Tickle Me!

You know what I hate, the one thing I hated growing up.
I hated being tickled. Tickling's the worst.
Cuz it started out fun. Right?
"Tickling, lets tickle! ' started fun ended horribly.
Didn't it always escalade the same way first you would be like
"Hahahahahahaaahaa c'mon! Hahhaaahaa I can't bre! I can't breathe!
Cut it out! Stop It! I'm going to throw up!"
And they couldnt stop they're like "Hahahaaahaa I don't care! Hahaahaa!"
I had to punch my grandma in the chest to get her off of me.