Damned Antipope
I'm going back to church tonight
Take me back when I was eight
But I don't mean to pray
I'm gonna nick the collection plate
I've got nothing against church
Or any people who go there and show there
Plain ignorant and don't understand
A congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour
So many people are weak enough
To have to seek answers from pedlars of hope
I should know I used to go there myself
That's the day I became antipope
There's gonna be some fun tonight
Spreading news around the town
That the vicars are transvestites
With a fetish for robes and gowns
[chorus]
Religion doesn't mean a thing
Its just another way of being right wing
I think sex films are okay
I don't dig that pope no way
[chorus]
