Cross Examination Necroponics
In a secret underground lab
buried deep inside the earth
a group of our nation's top minds
are just clocking off of work
scientists in the field of weapons
grade agriculture
experimenting with ways to make
mulch a little mulcher
white coats(white coats)
lab notes (labnotes)
and isotopes (and isotopoes)
glass tubes (glass tubes)
plant food (plamt food)
disaster has begun
no idea what they've done
nothing to do but run
(they're f..cking coming )
the janitor was mopping up
chem spills on the floor
when he unexpectedly came across
a secret door
he knew this was a matter of top security
but he stuck his head inside to
quench his curiosity
pot seeds (pot seeds)
green leaves (green leaves)
on dead (on dead)
bodies (bodies)
fertile (fertile)
food source (food source)
disaster has begun
no idea what they've done
nothing to do but run
(they´re f..cking, f..cking coming)
fast he started staling plants
grabbing up all he could
thinking "man this shit is
weapons-grade
you know it's f..cking good!"
he ran outside with his arms full
"gonna get so f..cking high"
he had no idea tonight was the night
he was gonna die
(what the f..ck was that? )
that guy jumped out of nowhere
(in front of the van)
now blood and brains are everywhere
(what's that in his hands?)
can't quite see through the guts but
(I think those are plants)
the one thing we didn't know was
(its necroponic weed)
a demon plant that thrives by
(growing on dead bodies)
one hit; you'll know you've had enough
so we took the plants back to
the crib for more analysis
man we're gonna need a guinea pig,
I know, we'll just call fish
better run a couple tests just to be sure
this stuff is pure
cause the fact that its been glowing
seems a little sinister
(so how is it, fish?)
dude he hasn't stopped coughing
(don't be such a bitch)
look now his mouth is frothing
(yo are you okay?)
f..ck, he just tried to bite me!
(whoa, no f..cking way!)
think i know what this might be man.
(its necroponic weed)
one puff and that stuff will turn
(you into a zombie )
feeding on the living its a
(morbid case of munchies)
you just can't help yourself now
(let's kill zombie fish please)
before he bites again;
make sure that you decapitate the head
wood bats (wood bats)
sharp axe (sharp axe)
made for (made for)
combat nunchucks (combat nunchuks)
fish sucks (fish sucks)
so we took care of fish
threw the plants in the ditch
its over the crisis has been averted
(babe,babe,babe)
