Cows Carnival Ride
I first saw her sitting on the Ferris Wheel
That is when the rubber began to peel
I said "Cmon baby, let's go for a ride"
She said "Give me 20 bucks and you can come inside"
And that is when that bitch took me for a carnival ride
I saw her squat in the alley for to take a piss
I said "Excuse me ma'am, but don't I know you miss?"
She said "Hey you motherfuck, I never saw you before in my life"
But the way she wiped herself, we both knew that she was a liar
And that is when that bitch took me for a carnival ride
I went over to her house, I thought that we could talk
But she'd have none of it, she just told me to walk
She said "Hey asshole, I thought I told you to hit the road"
Then she laid across my lap and she said "hey, welcome home..."
And that is when that bitch took me on a carnival ride
