Allergic To Myself Lyrics

Cows Allergic To Myself

He was my friend, but what the f..ck I slapped him down cuz it was fun I stole his girl, I knocked her up I had my fun

I'm allergic to myself

So, she kept the kid, went on the dole I took her checks, I spent it all Went in my lungs and up my nose She loves me so

I'm allergic to myself

Now the kid's a foul mouthed little brat Just like his dad - a f..cking rat He hates his mom, he thinks I'm great What can I say?

I'm allergic to myself

It cracks me up, it makes me scratch. He's still my friend, she's always back. I'm allergic to myself