Cool Cavemen Drunk Dream
Getting around, looking around
Where did I spend last night? I'm still high
Flew all around, above the ground
Someone played with my cock I don't know why
The first glass slapped me in the face
Didn't feel it coming at all
Someone got shots and I held the pace
'Til I finally had to fall
I'm a third, a third inebriated but I've only drunk a completely of a bottle
I get mixed up, I mix get up – yeah – between letters and words
I'm in a drunk dream
I met a girl, so wow!
She acquiesced in everything I said
Marshmallow words, that's how
I wanted to get her into my bed
My words worked like magic
Though it was nothing romantic
All I wanted was to get laid
All she wanted was to get paid
I'm ten thirds, ten thirds inebriated but I've only bottle a drunk of a completely
I met gixed up, my exit gup – yeah – between letters and words
I'm in a drunk dream
Basically we tried to write 'bout being
Drunk but we're so pissed, so much we cannot
Write a song about being wasted but we
Try and try but it's too hard to write when
You're drunken and you say la la la la la la la la la
