Consolidated Hello Are You There
"Um, try this button here...Hello, David, are you there?"
"Yeah, I'm right here."
"Thank you.""Hey, David."
"I'm really curious of why Ted Nugent is appearing at the Bammies. I mean-"
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"Okay okay, that's-, okay, go on."
"Ted Nugent is a person who's racist. He's made amazingly racist statements against gay rock people.-
"Hey, David, David? Let me help you along here-"
"Wait wait wait wait! And he also, um, is a complete sexist and homophobe, and he also slaughters animals for a hobby.."
"Hey, David, are you in Consolidated?"
"No, I am not."
"Okay."
"Hello? Are you there?"
"It's like inviting a Klansman to the Bammy awards."
"Well, you know, I don't think so. I think it's like inviting a really great guitar player to the Bammies."