Coma Job Hunting
Every day I wonder who I am
Every day I find another me
Every day I ask I my maker
What's gonna become of me
I spent one day in a old people's home
Changing diapers, washing rwinkled skin
Brushing dentures for hours and hours
Before I realised the shit I was in
The day after I tried a nursery
Feeding babies, removing puke
Chasing tots for hourse and hours
Because of the pride they took
I even posed naked in a magazine
Don't think they really wanted me
But all those beautifull women
Were horny of my ejaculating stiffy
I think I found the right job for me
Being unemployed seems quite easy
Garning money shouldn't be to hard
For a lazy bum like me
