Clive Carter & Tia Noakes When Veruca Says
How can I possibly refuse?
When Veruca says:
MORE!
I buy another store
And when Veruca says:
NOW!
The sweat forms on my brow
and when Veruca says:
AGAIN!
No matter where or when we'd better all count too:
MORE NOW AGAIN!
When Veruca says:
OUT!
There's no reasonable doubt
And when Veruca says:
FETCH!
There's no time to ago fetch
And when Veruca says:
OBEY!
You'd better find a way to make a dollar stretch for:
OUT FETCH OBEY!
When she heard of Wonkas prize she started to attack!
So I told my peanut shellers,
heres a tougher nut to crack!
You each a thousand Wonka bars
start shelling them at once.
For when Verucas happy it's much better for her pappy!
For 40 days and 40 nights
the ladies tried to pick it
and always to the music of:
I WANT A GOLDEN TICKET.
I WANT A GOLDEN TICKET!!!
And then a girl cried out and in her hand a
panacea, a golden ticket on display and what did
sweet Veruca say?
DADDY?
Yes?
BUY ME NORTH KOREA!!
When Veruca says:
BUY!
It's like a battle cry!
And when Veruca says:
MINE!
We're like jelly for a spine
And if Veruca said:
Pweeeaassseeeee!!?!
I'd know it was a tease before a:
MORE!
NOW!
OUT!
MY!
FETCH!
BUY!
And when she finally falls asleep
We will pray and say:
Armmeeennn!
Till tomorrow when it all beginnnnnsssss:
AGAIIINNNNNNNNNN!
