Clawjob I Got My Space Pass
GREG: It was the first day of flight class
She gave a speech on inert gas
I was transfixed by her beauty and I missed every question on the noble gasses quiz
Sat next to her all semester
I did my best to impress her
And with some time alone, well I'm sure she would notice me, and now I've got the opportunity
Cause when I woke this morning, found a paper on the floor of my room
It said "There's been a change of plans; you're leaving for the space station soon."
I got my space pass!
By the board's unanimous decision
I was not assigned to a mission
But it paid off when Julian fell from the podium, and I was the only one left to take the job
Cause Julian and Madeleine were going to do research in space
But yesterday he broke his toe and now I get to go in his place!
I got my space pass!
She was a delicate flower
I hid a camera in the shower
And every time I saw her picture, it reminded me that she didn't even recognize my face
But once we get to orbit we'll have thirty weeks together alone
Floating free in zero-g, I'll finally get to make her my own!
I got my space pass!
MISSION CONTROL: 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... We have lift-off