Clam Abuse Message To Geri
			
SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri 
SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri 
A message to Geri 
You'll never get if you don't ask it 
Hosin', dumplin', chicken in a basket 
She was a bouncin' beautiful baby 
Saw her on telly, a sexy lady 
America needs you, England needs you 
C'mon in girl, we're pleased to meet you 
Kosovo needs you, the UN needs you 
Deutschland's waiting in the wings to greet you 
1,2,3,4 
SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri 
SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri 
A message to Geri 
She put a map on, she well packed it 
Top Of The Pops, and Union Jacked it... in 
Nick nack paddy wack, Geri got a bow wow 
Heap big trouble, lonely girl pow wow 
Heteros need you, gays all need you 
Jerry Springer, man, he'd love to be you 
Children need you, like OAPs do 
Headlines need you, yeah, we all read you 
Go Geri, go Geri 
SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri 
SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri 
A message to Geri 
SOS, RSVP, au revoir, c'est la vie 
Get a message to Geri 
SOS, RSVP, au revoir, mes amis 
Get a message to Geri 
SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri 
SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri 
SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri 
SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri 
A message to Geri