Chutch Mcgillicutty Tit Or Miss
[Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty]
Sometimes you get titties
Sometimes you get slapped
Sometimes you get kitty
Sometimes you get jack
That's just life, its tit or miss
You ain't always gonna catch a fish
Tried to catch a kiss, and you catch a case
Tied up your wrists to the bed with lace
She took a piss straight on your face
Left real quick without a trace
Now that's the type of trick you don't want ta date
Unless you're sick and into piss play
Then that's your chick and you need to chase
Get on her scent like she's your prey
Don't relent, stop her escape
Track her ass down and throw some game
Take that skanky bitch out on a date
You got the cards it's time to lay
[Hook: Chutch McGillicutty]
Don't you know
It's tit or miss
Don't get low
And slit your wrists
Take it slow
And don't get pissed
You can do it...
If ya poor
Be considerate
Hold the door
For this bitter bitch
Take her coat
Then lift her shit
You should do it...
[Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty]
Gotta do what you gotta do
Gotta get by
Gotta do who you gotta do
Gotta get high
Gotta move what you gotta move
Gotta get yours
Gotta lose who you gotta lose
Gotta shut doors
When it rains it pours or so they say
Sometimes it just f..ckin' drizzles all day
They feigning wars to make their pay
Telling lies to stack they bank
I'm talking bout politicians they can go to hell
Cause they sure as hell ain't goin' to jail
Jail just for n..ers that can't post bail
And everyone bail while they sit up in the cells
Slavery sells and everyone fails
Except them politicians they just stacking mail
I walk outside and it starts to hail
Holy shit, I just got nailed
[Hook: Chutch McGillicutty]
Don't you know
It's tit or miss
Smoke the dro'
Rip your spliff
Go to the store
And get some Schlitz
You should do it...
If yous a whore
And illiterate
Stroke the chode
Lick the dick
Stack some dough
Get rich and quit
You can do it...
[Verse 3: Chutch McGillicutty]
Moral of this tale is you might get tits
Or the ship might sail and you get left with shit
But the one who fails is the one who quits
Just ask Dale, well before he hit
I'm just another male trying not to slip
Like my brother Kael, got to get in slit
If your game ain't stale, she'll let you touch her clit
And if you stimulate it well, those legs will split