Chutch Mcgillicutty Heaven's Gate
[Intro: Chutch McGillicutty]
Yeah, I was in a cult...
Late 90's..
No big deal..
[Hook: Chutch McGillicutty]
Heaven's Gate...
Escaping fate
Traveling space
Dressed in sued
I'm not afraid
Got my armband
And my Nike decades
[Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty]
I can't wait to board the alien spaceship
This is gonna be great
Really gonna be sick
That's why I joined up with Heaven's Gate
That and the fresh pair of Nike Decades
It's a pretty cool cult
As far as cults go
Got's really good benefits
Lots of room to grow
If I can grab a toehold and start to do well
I‘ve been told I can advance to the next level
[Hook: Chutch McGillicutty]
Heaven's Gate...
Escaping fate
Traveling space
Dressed in sued
I'm not afraid
Got my armband
And my Nike decades
It's gonna be great...
I cannot wait
My toll is paid
I got a date
Can't be late
Got my armband
And my Nike decades
[Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty]
Hale-Bop is coming
It's time to depart
It's pretty good timing
I could use a fresh start
I got bad credit and the job market's tough
So it's a great chance to try out some new stuff
I love science fiction books
And movies too
And so do all my cultmates
It's a great crew
One of them's the brother of the Uhura from Star Trek
Another was rescued from the Roswell wreck
[Hook: Chutch McGillicutty]
Heaven's Gate...
Traveling space
Dressed in sued
Escaping fate
I'm not afraid
Got my armband
And my Nike decades
It's gonna be great...
I got a date
Can't be late
My toll is paid
I cannot wait
Got my armband
And my Nike decades
[Verse 3: Chutch McGillicutty]
The comet has arrived
Let's get this show on the road
I lace up my Decades
Looking fresh from head to toe
I got five dollars in my pocket for the cosmic toll
When are they gonna get here cause I'm ready to roll
I don't want to eat no apple sauce right now
I'm way too excited, doubt I could hold it down
I want to get beamed up with the tractor beam
Why the f..ck yall all lying down with purple sheets
[Hook: Chutch McGillicutty]
Heaven's Gate...
Dressed in sued
I'm not afraid
Traveling space
Escaping fate
Got my armband
And my Nike decades
It's gonna be great...
My toll is paid
I got a date
Can't be late
I cannot wait
I got my armband
And my Nike decades
