Diet Rootbeer Lyrics

Charles Bronson Diet Rootbeer

You stabbed me in the back you f..cking jerk
Don’t try to deny it, it just makes it worse
Your f..cking actions are so cheap
You talked about me when I went to sleep
But surprise, surprise I heard your f..cking punk ass!

Please explain to me why I’m so f..cked
What did I do to lose your trust?
When I talked about you I was always sincere
So just put that thing in my back just a little deeper!

What the f..ck? You say I’m weird
Should I kick back and have a beer?
Mousse my hair? Smoke some hash?
Or lay around all day on my ass
just like you? Then I’d be cool!

What did I do to make you dislike me so?
I thought we were tight after all those pornos
When I talked about you I was always sincere
So f..ck no, you can’t have any of my diet rootbeer!