Duel Duet Lyrics

Cast Duel Duet

You're a loser
        An abomination in the eyes of any sensitive man
And you're a blind alley cruiser
        Always heading down a losing strait
        Dreaming that you're screaming at fate
        You're a dead end dead beat nowhere mister
        With a kiss like a Mississippi alligator's sister
I took as much of you as any man can!
        You've lost your heart
You've lost your cause
You lost your baby when you lost your balls!
        You've lost your mind
        You've lost your grip
        So say bye-bye!
We lost our Mom
        We lost our Dad
        And if I'm losing you
        Well that's too bad
Well the best thing you could ever do is die.
You're a failure
        A malformation in the guise of many
        An also-ran
And yo
u're a weeper and a whiner
        Always treading on the toes of the great
        Generally spreading your weight
        You're a spiteful, hateful, asinine creature
        A pupil with no scruples who knew better than the teacher
I took as much of yo
u as any man can!
You've lost your heart
You've lost your cause
You lost your baby when you lost your balls!
        You lost your mind
        When you lost your grip
        So say bye-bye!
We've lost our home
        Our family
        You've lost compassion
        Now you're losing me.
Well the best thing you could ever do is die.
Well the best thing you could ever do is die.
Well the best thing you could ever do is die.