Campanulas Cousin Squeaky
I would like to introduce
My good Cousin Squeaky
He's not from around these parts
He's a very gentle soul
Is Cousin Squeaky
I'm sure he'll win your hearts
If you'd care to step this way, Cousin Squeaky
I'll put names to all these faces
Try not to recoil from the touch of strangers
They may have a use someday
Can't I just remain at home?
I like it best when I'm alone
Who needs you? Who needs your friends?
I'm just here under sufferance
I'm glad that you are here, Cousin Squeaky
Perhaps you may make us smile
There's precious little fun in this house these days
I hope you like your stay
