Proctor & Gunther Lyrics

People digging up Main Street

“Men Working”

Says the sign

Tear the old trolly tracks up

In their place a new gas line

Trolly ride was something kind of special

You won't hear its bell ring anymore

Oh no, no, no

Where is Gunther

Streetcar conductor

He's gone and swapped his trolly

For the keys to the cage

Gone with Proctor

The old herb doctor

Two fallen children of the age

Well the wagon is shabby

Its wheels are locking with rust

All the horses are long gone

And his books are gatherin' to dust

Medicine show gets you stoned on snakeroot

Now they call it pharmacology

Oh no, no

Where is Proctor

The old herb doctor

He's gone and swapped his trolly

For the keys to the cage

Gone with Gunther

Streetcar conductor

Two fallen children of the age