Brian Robinson Rizap Of Crizap
well I'm the soul-man at the microphone stand- you're a 50 cent f..cker I'm a million dollar man- and rippin' up shit is the god damn plan- don't need no f..ckin' muscles or a coppertone tan- I'm a skinny little f..cker from the street- with some rhymes in my mind to make this rap complete- I never get tired - I'm retired- I've never been hired so I can never get fired- I don't have a diploma or a GED- but you don't need a degree to be on MTV- WOO HAW - hit me with my payrole check- it's all about money so f..ck respect- say I'm sellin out - well I'm sold- I'm gonna be rich when I'm old like mold- milldewin' - so you can say I'm screwin' - the pooch- when I'm hittin' the hootch - while I'm poppin' the kootch- booty shakin' with your girl on slow jams- your name Michael Jackson - nah - Soulman- so my life sucks, but yours does too- cuz your mommas fat and ugly, and so are you- sorry to burst bubble- hope I caused ya trouble- but you're startin to look like Barney the f..ckin Rubble- No harsh feelings, someone had to tell ya- just don't come close so I won't have to smell ya. pick it up, put it down- lay it on the ground- like Lionel Kiddie City, turn your frown upside down- Just like an ear test, listen for the sounds- Cuz like a fudge maker, I cut it by the pound- and you know I'm not a clown- so I don't f..ck around- I just hit on your mamma cuz her botty's nice and round- I dont give a shit if she weighs 400 pounds- as long as she's got meat, I'll eat it all year round- her lovin might be crappy- but she'll never ever slap me- cuz im the only man that'll try to make her happy- so back off son or I'll bite ya like Tyson- I'm not Puerto Rican, so I wont like the rice 'n'- BEANS, BEANS, they're good for your heart- you know the more you eat 'em, you know the more you fart- I eat 'em all day long so stay away from my ass- don't follow to closely and don't light a f..cking match- cuz one little spark and -BOOM- explode- like the Power Rangers, I'll be in turbo- Well now you now you know my life and how it sucks to be me- but I'm comfy this way like a pair of cord jeans-
