Castlevania Ii With Lyrics

Brentalfloss Castlevania Ii With

"Seven years ago Simon Belmont defeated the evil Count
Dracula. The Count's body was split into many parts and
hidden away so he could never be resurrected. But just
before he perished, Dracula laid a curse on Simon
Belmont.

'I curse you!'

Now, Simon must travel to all corners of Transylvania,
piece Dracula back together, and vanquish him once and
for all, before it's too late."

Dracula! I am back-u-la,
To lay the smackula!
(Like Great-Grandpa Trevor)
Whippin' hearts, inhaling zombie farts,
I'll find your body parts so I can put you back
together

I'll race all over the place and when I find your face,
I'm gonna smicka-smacka-slippa-slappa
Got your nose and I found your toes and your elbows and
your tiny penis!

(Oh my god it's so tiny, how'd you ever have sex with
this thing?)

Yeah, yeah!
Dracula, I will attack you brah, you'll be spectaculah,
when I set you on fire
Drac appears every hundred years, but he'll cry bloody
tears and wish he never was a vampire

I'll race all over the place when I find his face I'm
gonna smicka-smacka-slippa-slappa
I'll amass his balls o'brass and when I find his ass
I'm gonna kick it
I'll race all over the place when I find your face...
[Punches!]
Heya Drac, I gotcha in a sack, ya better watch your
back
'cause I'm a vampire killa.