Brentalfloss Kirby
there he is
he's the puffball we call kirby
and dreamland's the place he defends
ain't he cute? (he's so cute!)
but he gets a little burpy
because he devours all his friends
he's got an eating problem
if i saw kirby coming, i'd probably say, "quick! shit your pants if you can, also pee, please!
better stop, poop and roll 'cause he won't eat you whole if you taste like a fresh batch of feces!
here he comes
get your fat ass out of town, he would love you to be in his hole
say your prayers!
because once he wolfs you down, he becomes you by stealing your soul
then he'll go do your girlfriend
he'll inhale and impale you with teeth no one sees, he likes purple, so watch how you're dressed.
kirby's anti-semitic and hungry as hell, he likes kids who eat kosher the best
holy shit
kirby's right outside the door, so
go hide in the closet and weep
this is it
he'll eat us and then want more,
so prepare for a death dark & deep
we're all dead thanks to kirby
soon we'll be kirby doo doo
