Boring Parental Disclaimer Lyrics

Brentalfloss Boring Parental Disclaimer

Hello, this is Brentalfloss, thanks for listening to this CD.
I made G-rated versions of the tracks so that kids like my nephews, Evan and Jackson, could enjoy it too, without their parents having to turn down the volume at key points during most of the songs.
I also did it for people who wanted a version of the CD they could listen to anywhere with anyone.
Just a quick note to parents who may not be familiar with my entire body of work: You should know that some of the brentalfloss content online and on the original version of this album has adult themes and content and isn't necessarily family-friendly.
Anyway, sit back and relax, or sit forward and bounce around alot.
Either way, enjoy this album! Okay, bye.