Brainpool Holidays
Stumble out of bed and go to work at half past seven At night you fix some food and watch TV until eleven And inbetween your coffeebreaks you try to earn a fortune 'Cause you are daddy's pride and joy The travelagents start to advertise on new years day Eat mustard in Dijon or take a swim in Pocketbay Your boss is breathing down your neck you need to get away And it will soon be holiday With pockets full of cash And friends with names like Jack and Nash You book the cheapest trip you can And then you're off to wonderland And you get pissed on your way there And make rude comments to a queer But Jackie throws him off the boat A french policeman makes a note Your friends at work all envy you bacause you've seen the world You've got some news from Athens and you claim you kissed a french girl You tell them that you're half a man without all new impressions You need your kicks like they need air With pockets full of cash And friends with names like Jack and Nash You book the cheapest trip you can And then you're off to wonderland And you get stoned when you arrive And Jackie doubts that you're alive He digs a grave with his own hands A dutch policeman stops his plans
