Bob Rivers Merry Christmas Allah
Christmas treats have all been baked
The fridge is stocked with booze
But I still have one wish to make
A big Noel to you
Merry Christmas Allah
We're far apart that's true
But that can change if we can arrange
Some mistletoe for you
Christmas lights on my street
I wish you could see
But Mecca's so far away
I would serve the family lamb instead of Christmas ham
Just to make things okay
Still I wish you'd get into Christmas
Merry Christmas Allah
Have some eggnog too
Why not pick up a little Christmas tree
and buy your wives some new shoes?
Intermezzo
My big desire - a worldwide cease-fire
'Cause Santa's up in his sleigh
And we wish you Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas Allah
Happy Ramadan too
Just one more wish on this Christmas Eve
Peace on Earth would do
And take this fruitcake too
