Bob Rivers Heavin' On A Jet Plane
Oh, my plane is packed, the service is slow
I'm thirty seats from the bathroom door
The stewardess wakes me up when she walks by
And the cabin is shakin' as we get airborn
My stomach's thinkin' we're hittin' a storm
Already I'm as green as kiwi-lime pie
So pass me some dramamine
Quickly get away from me
Hold your nose and find another row
I'm heavin' on a jet plane
Bad meal is comin' back up again
Heavin' on a jet plane
Goes down and pops back up again
Heavin' on a jet plane
Oh no, I'm gonna yak again
Oh babe I hate to go YAK