Bob Rivers Freeballin'
Free Ballin'
Feel a good breeze, love the airflow
I'd love g-strings, but they're not as cool
As a good breeze, grazin' my goolies
Love feelin' the air on my jewels
It's a long day when you're wearin' undies
It's not a free day, when you're runnin' in your jocks
And I'm a bad boy cause I don't even wear 'em
I'm a bad boy for goin' without
And I'm free, free ballin'
Yeah I'm free, free ballin'
And all you people don't know what you're missin'
It's so cramped down near your private parts
While all the bad boys are struttin' round jockless
All the good boys are home with muffled farts
And I'm free, free ballin'
Yeah I'm free, free ballin'
Free ballin', now I'm free ballin', now I'm
Free ballin', now I'm free ballin', now I'm
Want air to glide down over my goolies
I wanna burn all your undies in a fire
Gonna free ball out into nothin'
Gonna drown your undies in the Nile
And I'm free, free ballin'
(Free ballin', now I'm free ballin', now I'm)
Yeah I'm free, free ballin'
(Free ballin', now I'm free ballin', now I'm)...
