Bob Rivers Flu Ride
Just hear those noses snifflin' sore throats ticklin'
too
Come on it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with
the flu
Outside the snow is fallin' your fever's at a hundred
and two
Let's take some Alka-Seltzer and a box of
antihistamines too
We'll bring some Kleenex with us and sing a chorus or
two
Let's let my red nose lead us in a sleigh ride in spite
of the flu
Hack it up hack it up fling it up let's go phlegm
chunks in the snow
We're coughing up a yellow and green rainbow
Cough it up cough it up cough it up oh man there's some
on my hand
My glands are puffed and swollen and every hour I pee
My throat's as rough as leather and raspy as it can be
Let's take some Kleenex with us and sing a carol or two
We'll make our noses redder on the sleigh ride to go
with the flu
My kid came home from preschool with a cough today
He'll infect the whole darn neighborhood in about a day
Well be calling in sick to work until the diarrhea
stops
At the pharmacy we'll get lots more pills to pop
Pop pop pop
I took every medication I can legally buy
For coughing sneezing sniffling and the watery eyes
I'll be gettin' real drunk on NyQuil I'll take Contac
'till I'm high
This wonderful buzz is great but I'm glad I don't have
to drive
Just hear those noses snifflin' sore throats ticklin'
too
Come on it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with
the flu
Outside the snow is fallin' your fever's at a hundred
and two
Come on it's lousy weather for a flu ride together with
you
