Bob Rivers Bowel Moves
I was a little too stuffed Had to lose a few pounds Pants too tight, seams busting out Just had a big burritto with beans and rice With salsa on top, and some extra spice Lots of extra spice... Out there in the bathroom where the air gets heavy Sat on a cold seat, thought I was ready... Working up a cold sweat and reading the news Workin' on a bowel move... Trying' to move some backed up, drive-thru food Workin' on a bowel move And it was takin' time. I was up last night trying to make some thunder How long would it take, I sat and wondered? Started reading a magazine from 1962 And I'm waiting for a bowel move 'Cause I'm all bound up by cheese that's turned to glue... waiting on a bowel move... I'm out of paper too. Bowel move... Ain't it funny how it takes so much time For a bowel move? I wanna remember, I wanna remember, I wanna remember... I should've brought my camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah.....
