Bob Rivers Bobbit Song My Ding-a-ling.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
When I was a little Bobby boy
My ding-a-ling brought me loads of joy
Every morning my alarm would ring
The first one up was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
(Oh my ding-a-ling)
(Oh my ding-a-ling)
(He'll never let go of his ding-a-ling)
(Oh my ding-a-ling)
(Oh my ding-a-ling)
(He'll never let go of his ding-a-ling)
Mmmmmmm, that is beautiful
You know what I heard?
I heard 2 girls over here shapoening up some steak
knives
Yup, and there's a guy over here singing soprano
That's alright brother, I know just how you feel
One night I went to sleep and it was standing tall
I woke up and heard someone a runnin' down the hall
When I reaached down I couldn't find my thing
My wife chopped off my ding-a-ling-a-ling
(Goodbye ding-a-ling)
(Goodbye ding-a-ling)
(His wife cut off his ding-a-ling)
(Goodbye ding-a-ling)
(Goodbye ding-a-ling)
(His wife cut off his ding-a-ling)
Oh no! (OH YEAH)
Oh S**T!
Mmmmmm, my manhood's out playing hide and seek
Police dogs sniffin' up and down my street
Sure was glad when they found that thing
And the doc sewed on my ding-a-ling-a-ling
(Hello ding-a-ling)
(Hello ding-a-ling)
(The doc sewed on his ding-a-ling)
(Hello ding-a-ling)
(Hello ding-a-ling)
(He's glad the found his ding-a-ling)
That is so beautiful
I think it's a beautiful little song, I really do
But you know what? Eberybody's still not singing
We're gonna dedicate this last verse to those
Men in the first row that look really nervous
This here song, it's real damn sad
I hope your wife never gets that mad
When you go to sleep you better hide that thing
Or you might wake up with no ding-a-ling
(Goodbye ding-a-ling)
(Goodbye ding-a-ling)
(His wife cut off his ding-a-ling)
(Goodbye ding-a-ling)
(Goodbye ding-a-ling)
You don't wanna lose your ding-a-ling-a-ling
