Bob Rivers Beat-up Old Jet Liner
Goodbye to all my friends I've known And the travel agents I trusted. I'm riding along in this beat up old plane. Look out the window, all the rivits are rusted. The ground crew is pushing us backwards On that rickety F10-11 I'm feeling around for my floatation device And when the safety film is showing, I'm paying close attention... Beat up old jet liner Don't carry me too far today... Oh, beat up old jet liner Cause it's here that I'd rather stay... Bouncing around in a thunder cloud... Landing gear won't come down. My seat back is up, and my seatbelt is on I see the fire crews spreading foam on the ground. If I get to my final destination My next flight will surely be free... But never again will I go back up in that Piece of shit just to save a few pennies... Beat up old jet liner Don't carry me too far today Oh, beat up old jet liner Cause it's home that I'd rather stay Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah.....
