Home Page »  B »  Bob Rivers
   

50 Ways To Eat Your Lover Lyrics


Bob Rivers 50 Ways To Eat Your Lover


50 Ways to Eat Your Lover

The problem is all inside our bed, she said to me.
But, the answer is easy if you practice orally.
You must enhance your foreplay conilingually.
There must be 50 ways to eat your lover.
50 ways to eat your lover.

Lie her flat on her back, Jack.
Go down on a clam, Sam.
Use a vibrating toy, Roy, just listen to me.
Lick the alphabet, Chet.
Don't get your muck-diving suit wet.
More capital T, Lee, to satisfy me.

I said I treat that act with the utmost disdain.
To go south with the mouth, I'm sorry, I refrain.
But if you insist, then would you please explain about
the 50 ways to eat your lover?
50 ways to eat your lover.

Just kiss on the trim, Jim.
Pucker up on a bee, Stee.
Eat a piece of that pie, Guy, now listen to me.
Dive on a muff, Duff.
Just give it enough touch.
More capital T, Lee, to satisfy me.



country thunder alberta 2026 could be calgary’s loudest early-summer weekend yet
Country Thunder Alberta 2026 Could Be Calgary’s Loudest Early-summer Weekend Yet
Chris Page - 28 Feb 2026
amy taylor’s legal battle explained: why the amyl and the sniffers photographer case is getting so much attention
Amy Taylor’s Legal Battle Explained: Why The Amyl And The Sniffers Photographer Case Is Getting So Much Attention
Sasha Mednikova - 26 Feb 2026
celebrity singer weight loss stories: what really changes behind the scenes
Celebrity Singer Weight Loss Stories: What Really Changes Behind The Scenes
Faith Thompson - 22 Feb 2026
microphone to movie star: 3 american icons who smashed box office records
Microphone To Movie Star: 3 American Icons Who Smashed Box Office Records
Evren E. - 14 Feb 2026
becky g’s anti-ice manicure ignites debate at musicares 2026
Becky G’s Anti-ice Manicure Ignites Debate At Musicares 2026
Chris Page - 31 Jan 2026
Browse: