Blp Kosher Crash Bandicoot
[Intro]
(I got the plug in the city)
(No way, Hozay)
Exit 42 Jew
[Chorus]
Water (Ayy), stuff a two shot in the boots (Yeah)
Now they're sayin' dumb and I'ma crash, Bandicoot
They waiting for the wrong extension, give it up, I won't salute (I won't)
Split pea, I left 'em leaking like a can of soup
Now your baby mama sneaky link just happen to be a Jew (He happen to be a Jew)
Everybody, they gon' bang, but it ain't the same, I'm one of the few (One of the, one of the few)
They tried to do me green, so I left 'em black and blue
We on defense, they only left me with a bump and a bruise (No way, Hozay, water)
[Verse 1]
He thought shit was sweet and now he sour, sour, sweet, gone
Hemoglobin, blood pressure goin' up a ton
Baskin Robbins, all your people sweet like, oh, come on
Get the f..ck from 'round me, boy, you wheezing, you got Omicron
His wife gettin' railed by a Jew, better yet, a Hasīd
I'll pull up on a cracker in a motherfucking tallit
BLP Future Hendrix, cracker, I'm just being honest
Choo-choo train on your lady, you could call me Thomas
I get busy like I'm June (Busy like I'm)
Said pull up at night, but I was already there by noon (Already there by noon)
Happy birthday (Happy birthday), he got popped like a balloon (Popped like a balloon)
Fuck your pictures and your guns, knock you out your pantaloon, cracker
[Chorus]
Water, stuff a two shot in the boots
Now they're sayin' dumb and I'ma crash, Bandicoot
They waiting for the wrong extension, give it up, I won't salute (They wait)
Split pea, I left 'em leaking like a can of soup
Now your baby mama sneaky link just happen to be a Jew
Everybody, they gon' bang, but it ain't the same, I'm one of the few
They tried to do me green, so I left 'em black and blue (I got the plug in the city)
We on defense, they only left me with a bump and a bruise (No way, Hozay)
[Verse 2]
Merry Christmas, shoot a cracker in the foot, mistletoe
Opp thot grab me like a candy bar, Toblerone
Jumped inside that Florida water 'til I met the megalodon
I try to kiss my opps goodbye, I let this chopper say hello
I got expectations and standards, but I'm not tryna be rude
They don't think I live what I rap, but let 'em think that shit, it's cool
I can't carry burdens, I carry verses and weapons too
Fuck cracker thought that I'd spare his ass, April Fools
Street dude, you a poser, toy poodle photoshoot
I'ma walk 'em down, single file, Barbaloot suit
They plotted on me through a bitty, I'm like madam, who are you?
They'd tried to jump me, but I do don't do no jumper, Adam22
[Chorus]
Water, stuff a two shot in the boots (Yeah)
Now they're sayin' dumb and I'ma crash, Bandicoot
They waiting for the wrong extension, give it up, I won't salute
Split pea, I left 'em leaking like a can of soup
Now your baby mama sneaky link just happen to be a Jew
Everybody, they gon' bang, but it ain't the same, I'm one of the few
They tried to do me green, so I left 'em black and blue (I got a plug in the city)
We on defense, they only left me with a bump and a bruise (No way, Hozay)
[Outro]
They left me with a bump and a bruise
Pussy-ass crackers ain't on shit, you ain't no Jews
Fuck cracker
You a dog, you a dog
