Bizarre I Need A Friend
[Intro:]
Sniiiiiiiff!
f..ckin' weirdos!
Sniiiiiiiff! [window broke]
FERGIE!
[Verse 1: (Fergie)]
("Susan! - Make shut the doors, lock! ")
Too late bitch! - I done pulled the f..cking Glock. [gun cocks] (shit!)
Each of you wanna face with a mouth and tie you up with sock!
("Dial 9-1-1! ") (DIAL 9-1-1!) Bitch I am a f..cking cop.
I'm outta cot! - I'm a f..cking with kittie!
The last two months - I been suspended. (hehehe!)
Suspended - cause I love the shoots!
[CENSORED] Mell prostitutes! (yeah!)
I love to catch 'em, walk 'em on 7 Mile and Boulevard, (yeeah!)
Put a .9 to 'em, catch 'em off God! (oh-oh-oh!)
And it ain't a time of the day - I walk up to 'em and steal 'em,
God hate fags! - Sit me here and kill 'em! (OOOHH, GOD!)
Don't reach for the phone - don't call for help, (bitch!)
I know you hate me! - I f..cking hate myself! (BITCH!)
I missed you when I talked you - I'm glad you lizzed,
Cause 10 minutes from now (hehehehe!) - I'll be in prison!
[Chorus:]
I need - someone - to - listen to meeeeeeeeeee! (psssssh!) (fuckin' crazy!)
I need - someone - who - cares about meeeeeeeeee! (my wife is a slut!)
[Bridge:]
I need (yeah!) - a friend!
I need - a friend!
I need - a friend!
I need (uh!) - a friend!
[Verse 2:]
[scream] Shut up bitch 'fore I shoot you! (shut up!)
With a f..cking .9 or a f..cking [? ]
You're probably wondering - why I'm in your house, (why?)
This is a long story - this helps me to get out. (YEAH!)
This is a story, that I'm a rapper trying to make it, (uhh!)
Now I'm a rapist - that tryina take it. (Bizarre!)
You like my chain? - Bitch don't break it!
My mother gave it to me. - It's kind of secret! (yeah!)
I used to be a catholic priest - now I'm living on the streets,
One of a touching my little niece! (uuhhh!)
It's turned off. - Oh, my niece kissing me? !
What, what the f..ck is going on bitch? (hehehe!) - Listen to me!
The police delicious started to relieve first,
I ain't [? ] a vergent and bully on work. (ewwww!)
Stop staring at the phone - you can't make a call.
I got your ass chicks - near to the wall! (naaaahhh!)
And I'm finally glad that the truth came out,
Now this is the part what it is - I blow my brains out. [shot]
[Chorus]
[Bridge x2]
[3 seconds instrumental, shot then beat stops]
