Bill Wurtz Christmas Isn't Real
[Verse 1]
The Easter bunny told me that Christmas isn't real
But Santa Claus is still Jesus
The gift-giving season is an interesting reason
To make everyone fall in love
[Chorus]
Ba da dee da da dee do
In a world full of snow
Ba da dee da da dee die
With the spirit held up high
Ba da dee ba bee yo bing bway
Everything feels so alive for the very first time
[Verse 2]
The Easter bunny gave me some coupons I can use
To buy some love for my valentine
Like dump trucks and diamonds and roses and walnuts
And gift cards to the diamond store
[Bridge]
But those roses and diamonds are all over the floor
They've got pretty cool prices but I think we can lower it
And if you don't enjoy them we'll let you buy more
At the diamond store
[Verse 3]
The Easter bunny showed me that English isn't real
And the only language is feelings
It's the Christmas season and there's gifts on the trees
And the material world is not enough
[Chorus]
Ba da dee da da dee do
In a world full of drones
Ba da dee da da dee die
And I think I can fly
Ba da di ba bee yo bing bway
Everything seems so inspired and I can't seem to fight it
Ba da do di dee dum wow
London Bridge is falling down
Ba da do du dun dee
Why is the West Coast on fire?
Ba da dum dey whey oh dee why hey
Everything looks so embrightened
[Outro]
The Easter Bunny told me that Christmas isn't real
But Santa Claus is still a Twitter meme
