Bill Morrissey Party At The U.n.
[Intro]
I went to a party at the U.N.
It was the weirdest place I've ever been
I'm gonna tell you who was there
I'm gonna tell you even if you don't care
[Verse 1]
Well, there were Haitians on vacations and Frenchmen with henchmen
And Brits eating grits, Celts eating smelts
There was a couple of Reds reading books by Trotsky
With coeds in stretch pants who swore they did not ski
And everybody had a pretty good time
[Verse 2]
Well, there were Peruvian beauties neglecting their duties
And Danes eating Danish and singing the blues
Israelis with ukuleles formed a dance band
And Watusis got up and danced the American
And everybody had a pretty good time (Pickin')
[Instrumental Break]
[Bridge]
So if you go down to the U.N.
Be prepared to make a lot of new friends
It's such a happy community
Everyone's got diplomatic immunity
[Verse 3]
Well, you'll meet Incas and Aztecs out passing bad checks
And big Czechs with no necks talking nothing but sex
Wanna make a hit with that pretty Estonian?
Bring her that platter of cheese and bologna
And everyone will have a pretty good time
