Bill Morrissey Grizzly Bear
[Verse 1]
Well, let me tell you 'bout this girl I met
Just the other night
She'd spent so much time in the mirror, boys
She could not tell left from right
And I knew she came from money
By the way she bought me drinks
But I'll be damned if I ever understand
Just how a rich girl thinks
[Chorus]
She wants me to call her Monday
Could be a blessing, maybe a curse
She wants to fly us both to the Bay of Fundy
Just to watch the tide reverse
She wants me to meet hеr girlfriends
One named Pookiе, one named Claire
But I just wanted to take her home
And dance the grizzly bear
[Verse 2]
Well, I'd never seen a girl with so many names
Written on her clothes
I have never seen a girl so pretty
With a dollar up her nose
I said, "Let's have one more drink
And go home, it's getting late"
But she shook her head and said
She wanted to dance 'til we dehydrate
[Chorus]
And she wants me to call her Monday
Could be a blessing, maybe a curse
She wants to fly us both to the Bay of Fundy
Just to watch the tide reverse
She wants me to meet her girlfriends
One named Missy, one named Claire
But I just wanted to take her home
And dance the grizzly bear
[Verse 3]
Now I could tell by how she high-stepped
Well, she'd learn to dance uptown
Where I come from we just kinda like to get drunk
And slam bodies all around
I guess I mighta embarrassed her
Before she could work up a sweat
Well, she picked up her purse and picked up the tab
And ran away to her Corvette
[Chorus]
I guess I won't call her Monday
No blessing and no curse
Well, I've already seen the Bay of Fundy
And its randy tide reverse
And I'll never get to meet her girlfriends
One named Kiki, one named Claire
I gotta find somebody else tonight
Just to dance the grizzly bear
