Bill Morrissey Car And Driver
[Verse 1]
I've got a Mercedes Benz with M.D. plates
I have no trouble finding dates
I've got a 1980 Subaru
One more semester then I'm through
A slant-six Dodge is no big thrill
But it's a car no atom bomb can kill
I make a lot of dough in a high-tech job
Yeah, sure you bet I drive a turbo Saab
[Chorus]
I'll bet you a ten, even a fiver
You find the car, I'll find the driver
It really ain't no big deal
To know who's inside that automobile
[Verse 2]
Well, I've just airbrushed my Econoline
"A friend of the devil is a friend of mine"
I've got a 1962 Biscayne
And it won't start if it looks like rain
A four wheel drive with extra chrome
I keep it on the paved roads close to home
Cadillac the size of an Amtrak train
When I drive I take two lanes
[Chorus]
I'll bet you a ten, even a fiver
You find the car, I'll find the driver
It really ain't no big deal
To know who's inside that automobile
[Verse 3]
Now my Honda Civic is a real go-getter
I look great in it in my crew neck sweater
And my BMW draws applause
I am not bound by traffic laws
I got a Ranger truck, I'm for import quotas
I won't park next to no Toyotas
And my Volvo wagon will seat six
It'll run on diesel or trail mix
[Chorus]
I'll bet you a ten, even a fiver
You find the car, I'll find the driver
It really ain't no big deal
To know who's inside that automobile
Well, yes, who's inside that automobile?
