Big Kenny Cheater's Lament
Oh my
Opened up a can of lies
Told a tiny tale and now it's
Bye-bye
See the storyteller cry
Bluer than a blue moon sky
Thought he could deceive her
Betty knew the cheater
But she didn't tell him
Let him take his poison
Doubled the deception
Waited then she left him
Tangled up in knots
Now a heartache's all he got
Oh my
Opened up a can of lies
Told a tiny tale and now oh my
Oh it was burning love
Oh but just a flash
Oh now what he wants so much
He'll never have oh my
Bye-bye
See the storyteller cry
Bluer than a blue moon sky
Thought he could deceive her
Betty knew the cheater
But she didn't tell him
Let him take his poison
Doubled the deception
Waited then she left him
Tangled up in knots
Now a heartache's all he got
Oh my
