Beardo Losers
[Verse 1]
I get up in my makeup
McDonalds, I'm Ronald
My family thinks I'm a jerk
Cause I don't come home after work
I keep drifting in the wind
I can't remember
Where I been
Every now and then, I get a call from a friend
I heard Dirt went to prison
It gets easier with every sin
And if it doesn't
Just start drinking
Marijuana, coke, and speed
I did them all
Nigga please
And my dicks tan like a black man's
I'mma cracker
From Compton
Nah, I'm just f..cking around
I'm from The Valley
Van Nuys in Cali
[Chorus]
Losers come together (I'mma loser)
We're all going down (I'm going down)
Losers come together (Losers)
We're all going down (We're all going down)
[Verse 2]
You didn't hear me I'll say it again
My name is Beardo
The shady friend
Don't consider myself a man
I'm an animal
I'll cut your ass like Hannibal
Been poor ever since I was born
I'mma idiot
I'll never learn
One step away from Box City
Twenty-seven years old, what a pity
I sold my soul to the Devil
I wish I could tell you how I feel
I got the shitty end of the deal
I'm going straight Hell
I'll see you
It's no wonder I'm addicted to drugs
And my dicks all shriveled up
I wish someone woulda showed me love
Nah, f..ck it
[Chorus]
Losers come together (We come together)
We're all going down (All going down)
Losers come together (We stick together)
We're all going down (All going down)
[Verse 3]
This is the end of the story
I hope you learned your lesson
Early
And don't feel so bad for me
I might win the lottery
If you see me on the streets
Throw me a dollar at me
And don't bother me
I gotta problem with authority
Cops on power trips
You gotta think quick
Or you're gonna get your wig split
And that's gonna be it
Don't be a statistic
Everyone's gotta roll the dice
Try to keep your mouth shut and live a good life (Good life)
[Outro]
That's right bro'
Go Easy
Live a good life
Beardo
Two thousand and six bitch
F..ck you!