Beardo Alien Man
[Intro]
And I'm waiting for the spaceship to come get me
Oh yeah, I think your son has alot of problems
I think we need to put him in a hospital
He thinks a ship is coming and taking him away
[Chorus]
I'm an alien man, alien man
Come on
Alien man, alien man (I'm not from this world)
Come on
Alien man, alien man (What the f..ck)
Come on
Alien man, alien man
[Verse 1]
I don't wanna go to school
To get my ass beat, by a jock or two
People don't understand
I'm at my boiling point, with a gun in my hand
And one of these days, I'm gonna lose it
A bomb you can't defuse it
I wish I had one friend
Then I wouldn't feel like an alien
I feel like I'm living in a foreign land
I wish you would have seen the signs, I'm an alien man
[Chorus]
I'm an alien man, alien man
Come on
Alien man, alien man (I'm not from this world)
Come on
Alien man, alien man (What the f..ck)
Come on
Alien man, alien man
[Verse 2]
I read in a magazine, believe in Scientology
I said f..ck school and a degree
I'm a low life I like doing speed
I wish you could see what was on my mind
I'm on the egde, of an other Columbine
Alienated from the world
I keep my mouth shut, yeah keep laughing girls
I wanna leave on a ship
So beam me up, let's go for a trip
[Chorus]
I'm an alien man, alien man
Come on
Alien man, alien man (I'm not from this world)
Come on
Alien man, alien man (What the f..ck)
Come on
Alien man, alien man
[Spoken]
Hi Beardo, my name is doctor Anderson
So your mom tells me you feel alienated (Your damn f..cking right I do)
Why do you feel alienated Beardo? (I'm f..cking leaving on a spaceship, you bitch)
Talk to me, I'm here to help you
[Verse 3]
It's the end of the line, I'm losing my mind
It's time to go, pack your bags why your cryin'
The human race can kiss my ass
Drink a beer as I take a bong blast
I'm not coming back this time
With a gun to my head, now I'm dead
[Chorus}
I'm an alien man, alien man
Come on
Alien man, alien man (I'm not from this world)
Come on
Alien man, alien man (What the f..ck)
Come on
Alien man, alien man
I'm an alien man, alien man
Come on
Alien man, alien man (I'm not from this world)
Come on
Alien man, alien man (What the f..ck)
Come on
Alien man, alien man