Bang Camaro Life Is Hard On The Road
Cocaine-driven shouts
Hot tub wrestling bouts
Four o'clock departing flights
Late night Denny's shouting fights
Talk with chicks in bathroom stalls
Missing all those girlfriend calls
Tax collectors on your tail
Merch sales used for bail
Live
Love
Die
Rock
Life is hard on the road
The road is strong
The road is long
Life is hard on your own
So I'm out here with my best friend (...)
Getting slapped with DUI's
Followed by eight-hour drives
Pennsylvania, Idaho
Blacking out in Fargo
Motel coffee, jerk-off rooms
Locker rooms of blood and doom
STD's, no more weed
We've got so much more to see
Rock
Stars
Small
Bars
Life is hard on the road
The road is strong
The road is long
Life is hard on your own
So I'm out here with my best friend (...)
Two rooms, fourteen men
Glen Fant strikes out again
Alex falls asleep with beer
Rod Van Stoli sheds a tear
Allentown, Bryn lands in jail
Calls his girl to no avail
Life is hard on the road
The road is strong
The road is long
Life is hard on your own
So I'm out here with my best friend (...)
Life is hard on the road
The road is strong
The road is long
Life is hard on your own
So I'm out here with my best friend (...)
