Ass Ponys Place Out There
There's a place out there Where the gras won't grow There's a place out there Where the bugs won't go They say a saucer landed there In 1959 And on that day that very year He was born without a spine And even though he'll never walk They say he's doing fine There's a place up there Where the wood is charred There's a place up there Where the floor is scarred They say that she burst into flames Late one afternoon While sitting in her favorite chair Alone up in her room They say that what was left of her Could fit into a spoon There's a place in there That the natives fear There's a place in there That you can disappear They say before he went away He got it all on tape Giant paramecium And big amoebae shapes They say he finally found the proof We didn't come from apes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
