Ass Ponys California Bingo
California bingo
Man I must be dreaming
Fascination on the midway
Listen to him screaming
Sounding like a preacher
Calling in the sinners
Says california bingo
Everyone's a winner
Oh I'm f..cked I'm f..cked
I'm f..cked... again
When I'm on the midway
I'm looking for the freak tent
So I can seek salvation
In among the misfits
And when it comes showtime
I won't need a decoy
I'll be inside a glass jar
Right beside the bird boy