Artificial Joy Club No Shame
I like to dream about the Beatles, I also ponder issues like Pete Best. I watch my poster fill up with dart holes, but I dream too much. I wonder if I'll ever be a hero. I wonder if I'll measure up to zero. Either way I'm really 10 feet tall, with no shame at all. I'd like to sing as good as Sinatra, and I used to think I could be an astronaut. I chuck my demo tape at the T.V., but I think too much. (chorus) No one hears me 'cause no one's there. I'm lost in nowhere but I know I'll, I know I'll be fine. My pez reality dispenser's empty, but I just don't care. (chorus)