Arrogant Worms Vincent The Christmas Virus
This year at Christmas, everybody's feeling funny No one's making joyful sounds Cranberry sauce ain't staying down The lineups at the bathroom are longer than at the mall Everybody's meeting Vincent the Christmas Virus Vincent the Christmas Virus He's the one that'll keep you up all night He's the festive parasite Vincent the Christmas Virus Vincent the Christmas Virus is resistant to penicillin Doesn't notice Aspirin Don't matter if you're fit and trim But Vincent's not immune to the effects of alcohol So get real drunk on Christmas Day Let's all toast to Vincent (Hooray!)
