Arrogant Worms Proud To Be Canadian
Our fair country Canada is north of the USA Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks But we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks We know that you have Disney world and you keep it very clean But we don't have Bob Dole and we can drink when we're nineteen We might watch your TV shows for hours and hours and hours We'll give you Alan Thicke, but Shania Twain is ours CHORUS We're proud to be Canadian We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse It's cool in many ways to be Canadian We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse Your beer is not to tasty but you weather can't be beat We all fly south in the wintertime to escape the snow and sleet We're pleased to say we've enjoyed all your southern charms But we get sunburnt we exercise the right to bear our arms CHORUS Alanis Morissette she is our latest pride and joy She used to ding about high school dances and chasin' after boys Now she's fed up and about as angry as can be She's got one hand in her pocket and the other's in gaurd for thee CHORUS X2
