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The Golf Song Lyrics


Arrogant Worms The Golf Song


Gonna go out and play some golf ya, ya
Gonna go out and play some golf
My golf bag's full of the latest stuff
I'm gonna go out and play some golf
My putter alone was a thousand bucks
I'm gonna go out and suck at golf
Think I better take a muligan ya, ya
Think I better take a mulligan
I put my ball in the pond again
I think I better take a mulligan
I tee it up and take a swing and then SPLASH
Can I get another mulligan?
Get up get up get up get up get up
a get down get down,
Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry
SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN
Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree
Please hit the tree
There must be something wrong with my clubs
All my friends hit it farther than me
YA all my friends hit it farther than me
I just hope I clear the ladies tee
Everyobody hits it farther than me
Just 8 more strokes then I reach a par 3
That kid just hit it farther than me
Get up get up get up get up get up
A get down, get down
Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry
Slow down ball, slow down down down
Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree
Please hit the tree
I took a day off for this
Never be as good as Tiger Woods no no
Never be as good as Tiger Woods
My balls always goin off into the woods
Never be as good as Tiger Woods
I'm hookin' my arms and I'm pullin my woods (What?)
Never be as good as Tiger Woods
Get up get up get up get up get up
a get down get down,
Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry
SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN
Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree
Hit the tree hit the tree
I really hate this stupid game



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