Arrogant Worms The Credit Song
The best things in life are not free But you don't need to have money To get the things that you want to own You just have to get a loan When you buy, small or large Just put it on your credit card You can live like a king Not paying for a single thing Put it on credit and then forget it Don't let it bother you no more no more Put it on credit and then forget it And go back to the store Every night, I pray and thank God above for creating the banks They have been so kind to me With their boundless generosity If you cannot make your payments Well, do like the national governments You can pay off what you owe By taking out a bigger loan Ya gotta put it on credit and then forget it Don't let it bother you no more no more Put it on credit and then forget it And go back to the store Now I seem to have men after me From the collection agency And the bank came by the other day Took everything I own away Now I think that it is plain to see That I must declare bankruptcy But things aren't really all that bad I can borrow from my dad! And put it on credit and then forget it Don't let it bother you no more no more Put it on credit and then forget it And go back to the store Ya gotta put it on credit and then forget it Don't let it bother you no more no more Put it on credit and then forget it And go back to the store
