Arrogant Worms Proud To Be A Banker
I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker 'Cause I get to play with other people's money I'm having a lousy day I burn my toast and spill my coffee on my best shirt. So I had to change and then I'm late for work. So I rush into the meeting where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is and I don't really give a damn but I don't have another job and so I lie and say I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker 'Cause I get to talk to stimulating people I open up my mail hoping that it's not a bill but it's from the bank saying that I have only 20 hours to go to contribute to my RRSP for this tax year so I run down to the bank but there's a 20-mile lineup and I'm yelling and I'm screaming and I'm not wearing any pants ha ha ha ha I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker 'Cause I get to screw with other people's lives I took out 40 bucks from the automatic teller. It told me that I couldn't 'cause I just had 10 but that can't be 'cause I just got paid on Friday so I go down to the bank, wait an hour in the lineup and I'm talking to the teller she says "Wait I'll get your last month's statement" She comes back in 7 hours says I've got some interest charges and a cheque from Uncle Bill that bounced and so they'll have to charge me 40 bucks for that and for the box I never opened and I don't have overdraft protection and I think I'll die before I pay off all that I owe and I don't even own a car I'm pleased to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm pleased to be a banker 'Cause I get to play with other people's money (HE'S A BANKER) Would you please endorse this cheque? (HE'S A BANKER) Do you have any assets? (HE'S A BANKER) You should buy you shouldn't rent (HE'S A BANKER) The cheque will cost you fifty cents (IT WILL COST YOU FIFTY CENTS) (IT WILL COST YOU FIFTY CENTS)
